8th March, Sunday, 11am, I drag myself out from bed, picking up newspaper. What’s wrong with the supplement pages – photographs of women from cross section of society, yes it Women’s day and I was flipping through women’s day special supplement.
Whoosh – it reminds me of her. We got introduced over a social networking site. Click click click follows and even more click click lucky me, what a ‘horse power smile’, all if rated were not to be less than 8.5 out of 10. Thud Thud dap dap dape thud thud thud I’m floored and on the floor, Dr. suggest an ancient therapy involving eye ‘SAVE’ for coming out of my current state of Twist and Perplexion (W&M syndrome in Dr.'s language)!
One fine day I call her and she says, let’s join for Salsa classes from tomorrow, butterfly in my stomach but I dare not say ‘No’ to the salsa classes. I take solace that I would know if I’m a duck or an eagle. Booooo! Am scared of hospital, Dr. advises bed rest for a month!
Another fine day, I call her up and she raises a toast to what I spoke, latter did I realize what I spoke ‘hi, hello, how are you. Hope all well there, here all in the well too’!
Yet another day, I call her she say’s she busy with her ‘mother-in-law’ in some engagement ceremony!
I call her up the same day evening and she asks me to come to Indoor stadium for badminton. She tells me ‘Run every day, you are no good for game’. “I go for runnings these days as well as coaching’s, to improve my pathetic form and Dr., I may soon die from having no air to breathe”!
I call her and she ask me to write down a poem about her and in reply I get Dear @#$%, Go to!#@#@98*&^, you dumb %)*&^W)*&. @#”*(! &^E. >) @!)!@*&^(*!&#!M<<,:.!
I call her she say’s lets meet over a coffee. While having coffee I ask for sugar and lo! She says no sugar for me and tells me that she’s got a ‘call’.
Mother Mary – please save me. She now says she is a new leaf. What do I do?
Meeting my Dr. without permission, I mean without an appointment does not seem to be a nice idea for a gentle man like me on a Sunday that too on Women’s day.
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8 comments:
hmmm
Interesting...
...Suprised that this time its understood fast...
even more surprising u wrote it on womens day
PS: refer to our conversation.
and how did u say u met her????
well i am a very curious person... so i still have questions lol
i always will. But then thought - i'll give the privacy u need and not probe too much into details ^_^
Wittycat - I dont recollect that conversation, Ghajini Syndrome. Whom did I meet? Whats that you are refering to? No questions in a story
Dolhpy - Curious mind lead to inventions so says history.
Yeah..
im getting ready to invent some really cool stuff!
...Dolphin, Waiting for the new invention after barometer...
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