1am, B-1/18 Hauz Khaz– a December late night. Pattu bhai is under his chadaai learning the text and texting in his mobile, haathi his room partner is cursing the author of the text book and blasting Pattu bhai for his wrong choice in selection of text book. He now head towards kitchen for a small snack his third dinner in the last 3 hour!
Mangae ram is in his national costume strolling around munching fruits, making calls to all the so called ‘toppers’ of the class to understand the syllabus. Foonti his room mate is busy collecting ‘Wills’ packets and making multiple copy of his hall tickets and lo! By morning the entire syllabus is carved on ‘Wills packet’ and ‘Hall tickets’.
Ghoda is back after late night ‘fishing’ for his ‘pet project’ on the topic ‘consumer buying behavior and attitude’. The sample size is one! Ghoda is our pride – trust me, while we all have dual specialization in MBA he has ‘dual-dual degree – Finance & Marketing, HR & System’ phew what a galloping power.
Kaloo our Naukar to beat the cold has just consumed ‘one goat’ making ‘Pattu bhai’ comment, if you keep eating all our goats in Delhi how will we get milk to drink. He is wrapped head to toe and often shouting out loud – silence please I am studying.
3am, our Naukar starts laughing we all rush to his room and we learn that ‘he was laughing thinking about a cow crossing his bike while he was riding’!!!
4am, Ghoda deep in sleep wakes up and blurt out to Kaloo ‘did you see the 360 degree ka chuhaa that just went out of the door’ saying this ghoda hits the bed and starts snoring. We had our share looking at our battered kaloo and must admit he is the only person still sane even after being questioned about 360 degree of chuhaa.
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Your weirdness quotient never ceases to amaze me!
...Thank you Dolphy for that WQ, and I would be even more happy if an 13 year old too digest lolzzzz...
i think u have been too modest in leaving urself out...really working hard on a project and when we all thought u will get good marks for the same and will probably help u scrape through.guess what, the project was great...the student submitting it got good marks...but it wasn't you...hahaha...funti always doing social work for other ...gals
..that was one hell of a night i laughed my kidneys out. Im told Goda still talks in his sleep and now off late its been the launch of a space shuttle in space.
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